Series Two Video Cuts

Hello and welcome. As many of you are aware, the video releases of the second series of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet were subject to several cuts. These missing scenes are mainly around the commercial breaks, and still get shown in the TV repeats. Incidentally, if you have a copy of this series taped from the TV, this section will probably not be of much relevance to you, except to see what was missed off the video. If you only own the video of this series, this will be a good indication of what you have been missing.

May I point out that the video releases of the first series remain uncut, and are shown in their entirity.

The missing scenes are as follows;

Return of the seven - Part 1.

End of Part 1.

After Barry crashes through a floorboard, there is a close up of the group photo.

Reprise to Part 2.

Exterior shot of Norma's house, Dennis enters through living room door.

End of Part 2.

Close up of Barry.

Reprise to Part3.

View of shipyards, Norma washes dishes.

Return of the seven - part 2.

End of part 1.

Hazels introduction, no change.

Reprise to part 2.

Outside view of sauna.

End of part 2.

No change.

Reprise to part 3.

Outside view of Barry's house.

Inside.

BOMBER: Bombers sticking.
NEV: Twist, Twist again.

A law for the rich

End of part one.

Nev watches as Moxey runs off through the field.

Reprise to part two.

Sgt Ives and Dennis are talking.

SGT IVES: There's a couple of people taking lodgers in the village.
DENNIS: I expect we'll manage.

They watch as the lads approach.

End of part two.

Moxey leaves bar, seeing the police.

Reprise to part three.

Far view of Dennis in the phone box.
Cut to a scene of Ally pushing a luggage trolley thorugh Newcastle airport. A tannoy announcment can be heard.

TANNOY: Attention please, would Mr. Fraser, passenger travelling to Malaga, please contact the information desk.

Ally stops, does a U turn, goes to a desk and picks up a phone.

Another far view of Dennis in the phone box.

Another country.

End of part one.

Oz kicks the football straight thorugh the glass of the window in the Barley mow. Close up on Arthur and Carol. Arthur does not look amused.

Reprise to part two.

Exterior view of the Cross Keys. Norma is getting out of her car. Inside, Howard hangs up a phone and joins Dennis.

End of part two.

Dennis and Norma watch in despair as the lads are evicted from the Cross keys.

Reprise to part three.

Outside view of Barley Mow, Barry and Nev exit the pub.

A home from home.

End of part one.

Oz does a Dracula impression, rising Vampire like from the coffin. He glares at Nev and snarles, exposing his teeth.

Reprise to part two.

Dennis and Norma stand at the car outside the Cross keys.

NORMA: Well, I'll give you a ring during the week.
DENNIS: Yeah, I'll have to ring you pet, cos I'm moving in with the lads tonight. Just like old times eh!

End of part two.

Barry cowers at seeing 'The Ghost'

Reprise to part three.

View of Ally's Villa.

Cowboys.

End of part one.

Dennis looks puzzled at Oz's air guitar.

Reprise to part two.

Far view of Barry and Moxey taking their break on a sofa on the back lawn. Pans over to the rest of the lads on the patio.

End of part two.

The lads gather around MaGuirke

Reprise to part three.

Outside view of the left wing of Thornley manor. Inside the lads get some coffee from Barry.

MAGUIRKE: You're takin' this awful well lads.

No sex please, we're brickies.

End of part one.

Wayne aggressivley slaps his keys in to Tim Chattlerleys hand.

Reprise to part two.

View of airfield. Wayne leaves customs office, slams door and walks to Dennis

End of part two.

Marjorie looks away smugly.

Reprise to part three.

View of Thornley manor. Inside Barry enters smiling to the lads.

MOXEY: Hello, it's the Wolverhampton wanderer.
WAYNE: Oy oy.
OZ: Hullo.

Marlorie does'nt live here anymore.

End of part one.

Oz blinks as Rod announces his and Marjories emigration.

Reprise to part two.

View of Nevs house. Inside Wayne is on the phone to Christa. Brenda enters

WAYNE: No, I can't leave you a number, I'm in the North of England aint I.... Look if this Spanish job comes off I'll be away for a bit right, so I thought maybe we should get together and....

End of part two.

Oz nods to Wayne and Moxey. Reprise to part three.

View of Tyne bridges. School boys play football.

Hasta la vista.

End of part one.

Moxey runs out of the night clubs back door, in to an alleyway. He falls over a dustbin. He picks himself up and runs off.

Reprise to part two.

Oz lines up a shot at the snooker table.

End of part two.

Ally gets protective over Vicki, no change.

Reprise to part three.

View of Norma's house. Inside Dennis is doing his tie up.

DENNIS: What do you think I should do about Christine Norma?
NORMA: I'm amazed you've even asked her.
DENNIS: No, no, she brought it up actually. She said she had some holiday due, she'd love to come. Well I agreed at the time. Had a few like, you know, so I was feeling fairly mellow.

Scoop

End of part one.

Nev and Brenda awake to Debbies cries. No change.

Reprise to part two.

The lads approach the Spanish residential district.

End of part two.

The lads, and Christine, drink around the bar.

Reprise to part three.

Ariel view of Ally's villa.

Law and disorder.

End of part one.

A rooftop journalist snaps away.

Reprise to part two.

Spanish horizon at dusk. Inside, Brenda is on the phone to Neville's mother.

BRENDA: No Mrs Hope, there's nothing to worry about.

End of part two.

Ally turns to Vicki after he realises that he must pay Waynes champagne bill.

Reprise to part three.

Barry and Moxey leave 'Bar Trinidad'.

MOXEY: Ah hey Barry, It's not my fault the coffee in their was lousy.
BARRY: You chose this bar Moxey. Your unerring instinct for tacting has done that.

For better or worse.

End of part one.

Christine warns Dennis of Ally. No change.

Reprise to part two.

View of Spanish hotels. Brenda enters bar where Hazel is already sitting.

HAZEL: Over here Brenda.

Brenda smiles and heads over.

BRENDA: Hello Hazel.

End of part two.

Close up of Dennis as he is confronted by Customs at Newcastle airport. Reprise to part three.

View of Malaga airfield. A long stream of passensgers enter through the arrivals gate.

Quo vadis, pet.

End of part one.

Hazel bursts in to tears.

Reprise to part two.

View of Ally villa. Cuts to patio.

BRENDA: Well how did Hazel take this then Barry?
BARRY: Well, not very well. Distraught is the word.

End of part two.

Oz surveys the damage at the Marbella club apartment. No change.

Reprise to part three.

View of Spanish mountainside. Oz breaks sharply in to Ally's villa courtyard.

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